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Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« on: July 19, 2010, 11:35:58 AM »
How would you like to be Ballmer explaining this one to his board - according to Fortune, this quarter or next Apple will truly surpass Micrsoft as the largest tech company, not just in "market value" but in sales volume in a single quarter:



Maybe it's time for Gates to make a comeback (before Microsoft becomes irrelevant).
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 01:59:54 PM »
Continuing my recent spate of talking to myself around here (thanks for keeping MY therapy site open Rob) - Jobs to the world - "Can we print money, or what!"
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 05:31:39 PM »
Heck with the money . . .  start making those black bumpers you are going to run out of . . . . . .  :bang:
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 06:41:21 AM »
Personally, I prefer this solution...



UT Longhorn burnt orange anyone?
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 05:58:13 PM »
If that's the fix, I would go with a silver band-aide to match steel antenna band.   :bang:

(With a black cross stripe to match the black gap of the actual band.)
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010, 06:15:29 AM »
Somebody on one of the Mac sites recommended clear finger nail polish - "Gee honey, I'll be down in a minute, I'm just doing my iPhone..."
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2010, 08:05:15 AM »
Oh to go back to the Treo days with it's combination pocket-puller-outta-handle/antenna stub
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 11:37:22 AM »
Very fond memories, indeed.
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Re: Apple May Really Be Bigger Than Microsoft
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2010, 02:47:45 PM »
 :lol:
Quote from: Rob on July 22, 2010, 08:05:15 AM
Oh to go back to the Treo days with it's combination pocket-puller-outta-handle/antenna stub

So that's what that thing was for - I thought it was a Treo/Handspring mating ritual gone bad (kind of like those Cialis commercials warning about "4 hours...call your doctor." The real question was would you ask him "What is going on?" or would you just say "THANKS - AWESOME,"
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And when you die - and die you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...[claps his hands]
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